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a "game" where one man puts the base of his penis next to another man's testicles, making it look as if said testicles are his own.
Ben: "Hey Brad, let's get stoned and play some sticks and stones!"
Brad: "Let's do it!"
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romancing the stone
1) Masturbating
romancing the stone, never leaving your poor heart alone, every night and every day…
for years Beating it off has been called a number of things, but we are going back to 1984 in this bitch!
Jeff: hay motha fucka! The club was sick last night, too much Booty Meat
Dave: mah my nigga, woomp woomp booty and mad thick Whooty, howd you do?
Jeff: caught a Skank on my Fly, Nice nice on my hang down yo! You?
Dave: na took a lot of Digi vids and went home to Romance the Stone
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Bill: heading to the strip club you comin
Joe: i'll be cumin but cumin here, tonight i'm Romancing the Stone
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•Charlie Daniels said you shouldn't go smoke that dope
But hell, I can't help, I love rolling stoned
Yeah, I love rolling stoned - Upchurch
• Bro, we are so rolling stoned tonight
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Ruler of a large mass of people. This person envokes fear wherever he/she travels, armies quake in fear of this person.
HOLY FUCK!! ITS STONE SHILEY!!!!
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Also known as tonsilloliths, are cheese-like half solid within the crevices of the tonsils.
One of the causes of bad breath.
I can feel the tonsil stones in my tonsils!!!!! But they just can't get out. Damn
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A group of Dick Craving metrosexuals hell bent on butt funneling to the point of utter in toxication causing a serious case of whiskey dick leading to a life time of friend zones. Also they are terrible at any and all fantasy sports.
Team Stone Team Stone
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When you become so carsick you fall into a stoned trance. Emotionless. Zombielike. Unresponsive. Possibly sticking your tongue out.
Person 1: "Hey look at that bird! Whooooooa..."
Carsick Victim: "Eh." (closes eyes)
Person 1: "Fine. Be that way. At least I'm not carsick stoned. Suckaaaaah! :)"
Carsick Victim: "Eh."
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