Rasta Shafts

Dreadlocks

"Chris I love your rasta shafts!"
"Nice one...glad you like em...now for a fat spliff!"

Moon-willy

A willy that only comes out at night. A willy that doesn't often have sex during the day.

Morning time:
"Oh Chris, hop on!"

"Ahhh nah babe I'm playing on gta!"

"Oh you're such a moon-willy!"

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Bogey Stone

A hard bogey that hurts to pick. Scratching your nose and making you bleed.

"Oi!! Stop picking your nose Chris!"

"Sorry Leah I had a bogey stone that just needed to come out....my god it hurts...."

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Chrilly

A willy that only comes out when it hears jingle bells on santa's sleigh. A willy that only comes out at Christmas time.

"Merry Christmas Baby! Get your Chrilly out!"
I wish it could be Christmas every day!