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A song about a dildo by King Missle.
It doesn't even rhyme, it's just a guy telling a whole story about losing and finding his "detachable penis" with people chanting "detachable penis" in the background.
If you don't believe me just look at these lyrics.
Sometimes people tell me to get it permanently attached, but, I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass... I like having a detachable penis.
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What Ronald McDonald is better known as.
Hello, it's me, Ronald McDonald better known as the penis clown
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A cyclops penis is a subspecies of the very fabrics of reality itself. It is said that the cyclops penises where amongst the first things synthesized after the big bang. They are characterized in a 2 dimensional form as a penis (obviously) with a signature eye resembling that of a predator and their rather large lips just beneath the aforementioned eye. They also have 2 signature organic testicles (on the exception of the mighty bro wheeze) in which they draw their strength from reality. The two most widely knows cyclops penises are yung breezy (the almighty) and his nigga bro wheeze.
Big bang: *happens*
Cyclops penises: Allow us to introduce ourselves
Dicks are so cute omg( • ω • ) when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾)
Person 1: Penis-kun is happy to see me!!
Person 2: Bro is everything alright?
When a man(no matter the size of the penis) fucks a women so good that it leaves her with the desire to want more. Therefore she will be loyal to the man with Penis Power and always want more intercourse with him
Dan:Bro Linda is still screwin Ed
Dilly:I know it’s because Ed has that Penis Power
Dan:WOW I want Penis Power
The “Penis Man” (sometimes stylized “Penisman,”) is notorious graffiti artist in Arizona. The term penisman can be used to refer to a mass vandal who tags public property.
”But containing the spirit of Penis Man will be much harder than anyone would have expected.”
- Daily News