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To smoke a joint whilst perfoming sexual intercourse position 69. This is a nod to recently retired pitcher Brandon McCarthy, whose stat line was 69 wins and an earned run average of 4.20
I got together with Tina and before I knew it she was in bed with me lighting my blunt as I gave her a Brandon McCarthy
He is the most beautiful man in the world. One look at him and you instantly fall in love. His beauty is matched by his amazing personality. He is kind, caring, sweet, and hilarious. He has an amazing ability to deal with bull shit and give you some right back. He is fearless, but tender. He is always the life of the party and a blast to be around. Even though he has faults, he is perfect. Gary Brandon, you rock AND roll.
Man, that Gary Brandon dude is cool.
slutty bitch ass nigga wit a gold toof
brandon deel is chicken shit
When a person in a friend group (typically in online gaming) specifies an ETA for coming back or logging on, but end up appearing out of nowhere hours past the ETA.
He said he'd be on in an hour, but is he pulling a Brandon?
The most gingerest looking cunt in the Highlands.
Mate have you seen my friend he looks well ginger!
Nah fuck off Brandon Jaffray’s hair looks for orange than an actual orange.
When a person does something so questionable, so baffling that there's no other word to describe that action besides using the person's name.
While playing League of Legends Why did you try to fight the first dragon when we have no vision, no mid, and bot prio? You just pulled a Brandon play
This is what you call falling in love with a farmer.
Man you went to Texas and met that farmer and got the brandon curse