butt nutter

a buttnutter is some1 who is afraid of real sex so they dry hump

shut tha hell up ya f*ckin buttnutter

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going into battle

banging a chick that's on her period.
When the ancient warriors "went into battle" many where slaughtered or came out covered in blood. Hense the term "going into battle".

Her - No, not tonight Aunt Flow is visiting...
Him - well then I guess I'll be going into Battle then baby!!!

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Brandon McCarthy

To smoke a joint whilst perfoming sexual intercourse position 69. This is a nod to recently retired pitcher Brandon McCarthy, whose stat line was 69 wins and an earned run average of 4.20

I got together with Tina and before I knew it she was in bed with me lighting my blunt as I gave her a Brandon McCarthy

ktulu

Ktulu has a very sharp wit.

He very perceptibly picked up on my fetish of using herds of sheep for personal pleasure, in a manner which might get me arrested. He has done his best to rid me of my addiction through relentless piss taking.

"BAAAAAH"

He hasn't got there yet!

"Did you start that sheep shaggin' rumour Ktulu?"

"Ofcourse not Sandman"

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bited

pasttense of bit/bitten

a spider bited me
i have been bited by a spider

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killah gorillah

urban street mafia, derived in the streets of Los Angeles, Alhambra, California, and St. Louis, Missouri, Killah meaning "fuck wit me, i'll kill you" and gorillah meaning "strong in the heart, body, and mind". they crazy mutha fuckas

thug 1: who dem niggaz over there?
thug 2: they some killah gorillahz, hard ass money makin niggaz
thug 3: oh them niggaz from killah gorillah got mixed mutha fuckas blk, brownz, domicians, haitans, costa ricans, puerto rican, no whiteboys.

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cacas

One who is extremely tan or brown, usually a Mexican-American who is just more brown than the others. Derived from the spanish word "caca" which literally means shit.

Dude look at cacas run, he's just a big brown blur.

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