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The act of drinking "Man Chowder".
Damn yo' you sure like to drink babies! There are still some on your chin that have crusted over. Don't waste that shit! Those babies are like GOLD!
Baby Drinker
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Babies in my baby bottle
Heat them up to 98 degrees
They slide down my throat looking for an egg
They get down to my belly
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A couple of hot, young lesbians.
The bar is full of baby beans tonight.
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1.The name of the greatest movie ever made
2. One who acts in a manner where they think they rule the entire world, much like the British Empire at its
peak.
So she's suckin me and then wants me to kiss her with my man juice in her mouth and I'm all like "Who do you think you are some kind of boss baby? "
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where you take the baby and yeet the motherfucker
*girl is block fortnite*
Man: Bitch get out the way before I yeet the baby
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The offspring formed when a man's ejaculate (usually released in the shower) meets a woman's menstruation (usually flushed down the toilet) in a municipal sewer system.
A sewer baby's diet varies. Stomach samples taken show a large percentage of rodents, feces, tampons, goldfish and sewer babies. To digest fibrous material, such as tampons and toilet tissue, the sewer baby has evolved two, sometimes four ruminating stomachs containing various forms of bacteria.
Sewer babies are vile. They are incapable of forming colonies as they are cannibalistic. Reproduction occurs via simple spores distributed aquatically. Webbed feet and hands are the norm. Deformities are common among sewer babies, most notably missing limbs, soft skulls, bruised skin, and in-grown hairs. It should be noted that these in-grown hairs are always accompanied by blood, puss, and an unknown brown fluid.
Eighty percent of the body weight is contained in the head. Sewer babies craniums show an exceptionally rapid growth rate. It is rare for a sewer baby to see their first birthday. After approximately eleven months, the sheer weight of the cranium cannot be supported by the noodle like neck. Serious head trauma usually results after a drastic fall. These catastrophic events result in a feeding frenzy where the sound of thrashing and splashing bodies can be heard from the streets above.
Notices: Do not flush tampons down toilet. They clog our sewers..... with babies. (As seen in woman's bathroom)
You should have been a sewer baby.
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A child birthed from the act of sexual intercourse between two people who met each other through the popular dating app, Tinder. Tinder babies are the largest group of children that have six fingered hands.
Old lady: That baby is adorable!
Mother: Thanks! It's a Tinder Baby!
Old lady: Be gone, heathen!
Bro #1: Yo bro, you gonna swipe that babe to the left or the right?
Bro #2: I dunno bro, probably to the left. Can't have any Tinder Babies running around.
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Baby is a common pet name many use to reference their significant other. Sweet Baby is a term reserved for those with only the highest level of inner and outer beauty. It originated in January of 2011, and to date only one has earned such honor.
I love my Sweet Baby, for there are none who compare!
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