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When you have sex with a woman who is on her period, and you get blood on your dick
I had sex with a women, and got bloody dick syndrome.
When you have sex with a woman when she is on her period, and get blood all over your dick.
I had sex with a woman, and got bloody dick syndrome.
When a girl with braces gives you a blow job and scraps the males dick and makes them bleed and continues to suck.
"Baby I'm going to give you a bloody metal rocket" "what's that?" "You'll find out"
Example the bloody metal rocket
The day after you banged out a drunk chick and you find out your bed has blood stains from her nasty ass period.
Me: Yo Jon, you lay some pipe last night?
Jon: Yea but I woke up to a U2 Bloody Sunday.
Me: Thats fucking gross. Throw those sheets out.
Find a chick and pretend like you're going to have anal with her doggy style then when she's not looking jam a fucking steak knife into her ass hole and rip the slit up her back. What the fuck can she do, go tell her mom she was gonna get butt fucked and a guy stuck a knife in her ass?...fuck no
That bitch has tits shaped like gords.
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Used by non-swearers to express mild irritation.
**falls down four stairs**
AH! BLOODY BUGGERING HELL!
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Blood coated shit. From when a woman pisses in the toilet while having her period therefore making the water bloody. Then she shits in the water coating the shit with blood like making easter eggs.
I went to use my friends bathroom and I almost threw up when i saw his wifes bloody easter eggs in the toilet. Wish people would learn to flush.
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