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Acctualy, this is where a lonely low ranking officer in the armed forces has to make do with a donut for sexual company. Say, if his hand has been blown off an dhe cant get an other private to blow him off.
Im just off for a private donut!
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An underwhelming or disappointing experience, action or person that leaves everyone observing wanting to cringe eternally.
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The consequence to when you cum so much, it's spewing back out, much like the effect you get when you squeeze a jam donut.
1. "All you do is sit in your room and play CoD, you are such a water-filled donut."
2. "Last night was a good run - I left her like a water-filled donut!"
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ejaculating into a fat woman, that is, having penetration sex with a plump female (the squirting of the jam may go only as far as the end of the condom)
Having sex with Plump Penny is like squirting jam into a donut.
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John Belushi attributes all of his Olympic gold medals to little Chocolate Donuts - the breakfast of champions.
1. to make the good donut even better
2. to take something which is already opulent, not give a goddamn fuck, and make it even more opulent
3. to recognize your own excessive impulses and embrace them, thereby, turning it up to 11
4. a phrase derived from Paula Deen, wherein she decides to make her donuts even more opulent (cf. KFC-Krispy Kreme Double Down combination sandwich)
5. to admit that you want it all, right here, right now
6. a phrase akin to Withnail's assertion in "Withnail and I" that "We want the finest wines available to humanity! And we want them now!"
If a man were to walk into an ice cream parlor and order a large double chocolate chip ice cream with nuts and an extra chocolate dip, his girlfriend, might say, "Hey, you're gonna get fat. Just get a small vanilla." He would then say, "Bietch, I go supreme on the donuts."
If the same man were to walk into the ice cream parlor and repeat the same scenario except this time three MILFs approached he and his girlfriend and asked if they wanted to have an orgy in the middle of the ocean, the man would say, "We're doing it and we're doing it in the middle of the BP oil spill." His girlfriend would say, "Let's just go to a river and do it." But the boyfriend would reply correctly, "Bietch, I go supreme with the donuts!"
Nota: All uses of "going supreme with the donuts" are correct insofar as the action which is about to be performed reaches the outer limits of awesomness.
the asile with all the snacks and when your really fucking high you just want all the donuts and snacks..
Witz: Dude the donut and banger asile is lookin pretty fucking good right now.
Frank: I feel you on that man.
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When you fuck someone so hard in the ass you made there asshole bleed.
"I shredded her ass so hard last night it was a pink sprinkled donut"
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