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Golfer who arrives on a horse, wears a sombrero and leaves you with a sore arse. Often benefits from a Toddy
Oh here he is, el bandito! Arse is gonna hurt in 18 holes time.
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An alias given to someone who is of Greek descent. The meaning of the term is “the turk” in Spanish, and since the Greeks and Turks hate each other, it only seems appropriate.
El Turko, why are you so bad in beer pong?
I’m the best, the Greeks invented this game, the Turks are the ones that suck.
You don’t know the irony in that statement.
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The best guy ever. AKA "The Doug"
El Diego kicked Logan's ass the other day after he tried to give him a donut punch.
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AKA The Lord of the Range Balls. El Caballo is the Demon ruling the land of Noogoria. He is recognized by his scorpion like face and massive legs capable of sending men 30 yards with one kick. It is also written that one day a hero will emerge and take the land of Noogoria from his grasp.
"When El Caballo arrives. All citized scatter."
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The most aggressive and forceful dancer known to mankind. The bastard child of the Most Interesting Man in the World, El Animal has been known to jizz excessively in his pants while dancing, as well as obsess over large black women. His uncontrollable lust for huge 200 pound black women has turned him into the pariah of the late night dance scene.
Did you see "El Animal" last night??
Yeah he was totally on Selena Shannon...
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A Hog in a desperate attempt to escape from Nooger and Coquette' (see def. for Nooger and Coquette')
El cuche died in an desperate attempt to escape the Alliance. He was captured and killed while stuck in a fence opening at the VCC
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AKA The Beak Former member of LEAJ. (League of Extrordinary Anti Jorhoes). {see def. for LEAJ} The Beak was brutally slain by the Demon Jorhoe. He was known for verbal confrontations and knowledge of automobile racing.
"The Beak was an Isuzu Roller."
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