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El bandito

Golfer who arrives on a horse, wears a sombrero and leaves you with a sore arse. Often benefits from a Toddy

Oh here he is, el bandito! Arse is gonna hurt in 18 holes time.

by Jdub71981 June 22, 2018


El Turko

An alias given to someone who is of Greek descent. The meaning of the term is “the turk” in Spanish, and since the Greeks and Turks hate each other, it only seems appropriate.

El Turko, why are you so bad in beer pong?

I’m the best, the Greeks invented this game, the Turks are the ones that suck.

You don’t know the irony in that statement.

by la playa es bonita July 23, 2013


El Diego

The best guy ever. AKA "The Doug"

El Diego kicked Logan's ass the other day after he tried to give him a donut punch.

by Jack Mehoff March 15, 2005


El Caballo

AKA The Lord of the Range Balls. El Caballo is the Demon ruling the land of Noogoria. He is recognized by his scorpion like face and massive legs capable of sending men 30 yards with one kick. It is also written that one day a hero will emerge and take the land of Noogoria from his grasp.

"When El Caballo arrives. All citized scatter."

by Lord Rodericus August 13, 2003


El Animal

The most aggressive and forceful dancer known to mankind. The bastard child of the Most Interesting Man in the World, El Animal has been known to jizz excessively in his pants while dancing, as well as obsess over large black women. His uncontrollable lust for huge 200 pound black women has turned him into the pariah of the late night dance scene.

Did you see "El Animal" last night??

Yeah he was totally on Selena Shannon...

by Steven the lahey May 12, 2011


EL CUCHE

A Hog in a desperate attempt to escape from Nooger and Coquette' (see def. for Nooger and Coquette')

El cuche died in an desperate attempt to escape the Alliance. He was captured and killed while stuck in a fence opening at the VCC

by JFP PRODUCTIONS July 20, 2003


El Pozo

A spirit who visits you in the night, and gets aggressive if you respond to manual stimulation.

El Pozo comes in the middle of the night and tickles your balls and if you get a boner he kills you.

by fckl February 10, 2018