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An alias given to someone who is of Greek descent. The meaning of the term is “the turk” in Spanish, and since the Greeks and Turks hate each other, it only seems appropriate.
El Turko, why are you so bad in beer pong?
I’m the best, the Greeks invented this game, the Turks are the ones that suck.
You don’t know the irony in that statement.
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Golfer who arrives on a horse, wears a sombrero and leaves you with a sore arse. Often benefits from a Toddy
Oh here he is, el bandito! Arse is gonna hurt in 18 holes time.
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The best guy ever. AKA "The Doug"
El Diego kicked Logan's ass the other day after he tried to give him a donut punch.
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AKA The Lord of the Range Balls. El Caballo is the Demon ruling the land of Noogoria. He is recognized by his scorpion like face and massive legs capable of sending men 30 yards with one kick. It is also written that one day a hero will emerge and take the land of Noogoria from his grasp.
"When El Caballo arrives. All citized scatter."
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A weather pattern that seems to afflict only the drunk, often confused for earthquake and/or tornado.
Dude 1: What the hell, man, can't you stand up straight!
Dude 2: *Slurring* Nope, I'm el trasho.
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The most disgusting combination of bphuman beings possible to exist
Girl: ew don't ship them they're el trasho
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A welsh donko who thinks he's the man.
Megan: Who is that guy?
Bethan: He's El Donko.
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