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An awesome kind of armadillo that lives in argentina and they have wings, are pink, and are the smallest armadillo specie!
A pink fairy armadillo raped Fidel Castro. Twice
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The mystical spirit of facial hair, who often wakes up prejudiced towards a type or types of facial hair or lack there of and causes physical, emotional, or mental harm to those he wakes up prejudiced to.
"Dude, I wasn't gunna shower this morning before class, but the Hairy Bear Fairy woke up prejudiced towards lumberjack beards, and mine was unruly and unsightly. So in order to more thoroughly impress the ladies, I showered and tended to my lumberjack beard to appease the Hairy Bear Fairy. You wanna be on his good side man..."
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A gay little queer who currently resides in N-Dub(North Weymouth) who skips and jumps across town to jonathan senicles house, where he touches boners and sticks his gay queer dinky in Jonathans dirty gay little fairy-like butthole.
Dinkles the Magical Fairy skipped and jumped across town to Jonathan Senicles house where he touched boners and rammed his gay little cock up senicles gay fairy-like butthole
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A term used to insult people, refering to homosexual nazi school girls.
Phil: Pat you suck!
Pat:Yah well, you're a nazi school fairy!
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a really attractive little mama who has had at least 2 children with 2 different men of 2 different races. Oreo
Oh MY gosh, did you see that sugar plum fairy and her Oreo babies??!?
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A magical creature that breaks into your home at night when you sleep with a banana peel under your pillow. The fairy then takes the banana peel and proceeds to eat a sleeve of ritz crackers in your bed next to you, leaving crumbs everywhere.
I cant wait for the banana peel fairy to crumb up my bed tonight. Fuck yea!
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A woman that loves a married man and is his partner in an affair. Should be ashamed of herself. No morals. Posting love online and clearly isn't what he wants. Fake love. I hope he leaves her for you. And I hope he hurts you in the exact same way he is hurting her now.
Keep being crapping like The Gardener in Fairy Tales. He doesn't love you or his wife. But you should tell her about the afair . Admit it to her like you do to random strangers. so she can find the love she deserves. Scum bag. Fake love. You deserve to be alone. Homewrecker.
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