couch fire

An act of combustion that takes place either atop, or inside a couch. The couch burns, along with anyone unfortunate enough to be on the couch at the time, as everyone knows couches are fortresses that trap anyone from attempting to escape their impending doom.

Usually meant as an insult to one's intelligence.

"I hope you die in a couch fire with a bum trying to claw his way into your kidneys so he can use it for booze money."

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Fire Crotch

The red pubic hair of a redhead (contrary to previous posts, matching pubic hair is not "unique" -- blonds have blond bush, brunettes have black or brown bush, etc -- anyone who doesn't know that probably hasn't seen many women undressed.)

Gawd, you wouldn't believe the fire crotch on that girl!!! Uhmmmm hmmmm, thinkin' about it just turns me on!!!!

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Forest Fire

Ginger Pubic hair

Eddie pull your pants up, im getting hot from your forest fire.

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Phoenix Fire

A common STD at the fine institute of Elon University. Symptoms identical to that of gonorrhea.

"o potato skins not the phoenix fire."
"bc gave me the fire, it rages strong within me!"
"IT BURNS, ahhhhh chichi...."

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fire back

Finn Wolfhard's (Stanger Things, Mike Wheeler) alternative for "comeback" on the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon

Jimmy "can you read?"
Finn "can you host?"
*Lots of laughter and racket*
Finn "Sorry. It's called a fire back"

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Tower of Fire

The man dips his erect penis into Grain Alcohol. He then lights his penis on fire and quickly extinguishes it by inserting his penis into a woman's vagina.

The "Tower of Fire", though a risky act, can put the fire back into any relationship.

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Fire a Blank

For a male to masturbate, hence 'blank' as nothing will result in it. Used in reference to a revolver as many a man can only crack out 6 on a good day.

Man 1: Did you get any action?

Man 2: No I struck out, I had to fire a blank in the end

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