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excessively moist vaginal flaps.9 times out of ten belonging to a fat woman
i porked this right fat heffer last night, ya should of seen the sweaty dew flaps on it
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"If I see anyone with a Mississippi Mud Flap, I'm going to slit his neck, and shit down his throat."
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To be banging a fat girl doggie style, and have the bitches belly/fat roll hitting your balls the whole time.
I was banging that big girl from work the other night, and had a Madden mud flap going the entire time.
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While having vaginal intercourse the female defecates on the males testicles while his testicles slaps her butthole back and forth.
My girlfriend and I accidentally ended up doing the Texas mud flap.
When someone else has a trachea hole and you are fucking them deep in their throat, while you are orgasming, your seamen comes out of the other persons trachea hole and lands on your balls.
Bro 1: “Bro did you do the Alaskan Mud Flap?”
Bro 2: “Hell yeah man, my nuts are still sticky!”
A close, but failed, attempt at sleeping with a stunning girl renowned for being a tease.
"So Ryan, did you seal the deal with Sarah?"
"Na, she walked me back to her place, showed me a lingerie pic on her phone then ordered me an uber.. She's so fucking hot though!"
"Sucks man. Total Venus Flap Try."
wide vaginal flaps are measured in the amount of dicks that can fit in a vagina at one time. the best way to find this out is by going to Benjis house. kid tested mother approved