Witches Hats

What you call womens nipples when they are poking through their shirt.

Hey Carol, your witches hats are showing.

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hat trickery

(hat trik-er-ree) -noun

The act of being seduced or enticed into a sexually promising situation that ends in deceit, often with loss of monetary funds and dignity.

"Dude, the last time I hired an escort during a business trip, she promised me a hat trick. Instead, I woke up handcuffed to the bed with my money, passport, and suitcase stolen! Not falling for that hat trickery ever again!"

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burger hat

a symbolizes hunger. not a literal hat, but something that you say you have on when you want some food.

let's stop in here man, i've got my burger hat on

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blumpkin hat

to have a blumpkin performed and then proceed to dip your partners head in the toilet(aka a swirly)

yo dude i gave carrie the nastiest blumpkin hat last night!

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Conductors Hat

A metaphor from doing large lines of cocaine or rails

Anyone got a conductors hat I'm about to do some huge rails toot toot

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white hat

In referance to a hacker - A hacker or even a cracker who uses his skills only in either legal or "friendly" activities.. or to trap/interupt the actions of script kiddies and other distructive activities.

The security analyst was a white hat.

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Ass Hat

A tattoo drawn right over (usually a woman's) ass crack, on the small of the back, by the tailbone.

Hey, I like your art, especially the Celtic knot ass hat.

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