Christmas Cunt

During the winter when a woman begins to "let herself go". She will grow out all body hair especially that of the vaginal area during this period a man will resort to self-pleasure to avoid Carpet Burn.

"I was in the mood but then she came at me with that Christmas Cunt"

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hallo-christmas

Noun.
Modified version of Hall-o-ween wherein Christmas decorations with a Hall-o-ween twist are utilized in leiu of traditional decor ala "The Nightmare Before Christmas."

Halloween lights on a Christmas tree.
"omg those are super cute Hallo-christmas decorations"

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christmas snow

Getting ass fucked by a retarded elf.

Christmas snow makes me horny.

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Christmas Streamer

A string of Holiday Cheer sprayed liberally over exposed skin.

Nathan knew that George was a bit of a Srcooge, until he left a 'Christmas Streamer' across his eager face

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Christmas Ham

The act of fist-pounding during christmas or making a fist bump over something Christmas related.

Person 1:You're going to get the newest{insert game series name here}? CHRISTMAS HAM!

Action: *fist bump now*

Person 1 & 2: YEAH!!

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Christmas present

Also known as a gunt.

That girl should wrap up that Christmas present she's carrying.

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Christmas Tree

(n.) Slag.
(n.) Female who likes to open her legs often.

"That girl keeps her legs in the shape of a Christmas tree all year long."

or

"That bitch is Christmas!"

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