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To describe a useless object or person
About as useful as a Jelly ladder........
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When you walk up to someone and grab their ass... Only from the front... And it's a female. Without pants, jelly spooning becomes much more literal.
Her: What are you looking at me like that for?
Him: I thought about walking up and jelly spooning you just now. I decided it was a bad idea since you are wearing pants.
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Hey man, I don't think you should talk to Lupita. I heard she is a jelly-bean.
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to spread the vagina with grape jelly then eat it out
i turned that girls vagina into a jelly pocket
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Becoming carefree and relaxed after consuming alcohol
We're getting jelly on the dance floor.
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It's when a lube up penis penetrates an anus that has not been wiped in a while.
Mom: it smell like smells like someone has been jelly dirting.
Son: shut up, like you know what that means..
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Intercourse with a condom, in which the penis becomes flaccid, but the condom wearer attempts copulation regardless.
'So it was all going well until he put on the condom. Then we were "Jelly Banging"...'
'My dick went soft and we were "Jelly Banging"
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