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Lesbian Pretzel

When one or more lesbians are in a bed and interlock in a Pretzel position and begin doing sexual activities.

Woman 1: This bed is too small for all 3 of us we need a bigger bed
Woman 2: Let's just make a Lesbian Pretzel
Woman 3: *lick sounds*

by TheGoatest23 August 1, 2019


Optional Lesbian

Characters in a video game that the player character of any gender can date

Damn, Stardew Valley has so many Optional Lesbians.

by Biggleman April 22, 2018


Socks lesbian

A particularly frumpy, average-looking Irish woman in her 30s or 40s. Usually has a fondness for wearing faded t-shirts featuring logos of bygone music festivals, ill-fitting boot-cut jeans and hoodies. Tends to drink pints of Guinness and eat copious amounts of processed pork products. Alongside the staple music of choice, The Saw Doctors, the typical socks lesbian also listens to middle-of-the-road music such as Coldplay, Ed Sheeran, The Eagles etc.

Tom: Jesus! There's a serious smell of ham and Guinness farts in here!
Gerry: Yeah, sure the Saw Doctors are playing tonight. The place is full of socks lesbians!

by Cabage_master November 21, 2018


crossfit lesbians

lesbians who attend CrossFit gymnasiums, participate in the CrossFit fitness regimen, and/or compete in CrossFit competitions.

guy 1: why are there so many hot chicks at this gym?
guy 2: crossfit lesbians, dude

by noumismata January 13, 2017


lesbian music

Consist of any Indy artist or lame gropes that no one knows about

My sister is listening to lesbian music

by Burlapp1234 December 17, 2016


Lawnmower Lesbian

The opposite of Lipstick Lesbian. The lesbian who loves the outdoors, sports, cars and is potentially more sexy butch looking. Great friend, loyal and offers best help around the home or change your car oil. Often having all the interests a straight man would love to share with a women, and a gay couple needs to survive.

Maggie is a lawnmower lesbian she loves fishing, shooting and hunting, her Amber partner is a stunning lipstick lesbian. They are perfect opposites.

by pezpact November 14, 2022


lesbian sheep

(metaphor) Not making your move towards someone you love, for whatever it may be—staying still when you are forced to make a move in a situation.

This is taken from the thought that a homosexual ewe cannot be found in the wild because when heterosexual ewe mate, they stand still. So, a gay ewe would do nothing, even when wanting to mate.

(literal) A homosexual ewe.

(metaphor) Dad: My son told me he had a crush on a girl in his class, but acted the lesbian sheep and didn't make his move.

(literal) Farmer: We've had these sheep for a while, they've always been very close, but never have tried to mate with the males. We think they're just lesbian sheep.

by Gamersauce May 5, 2020