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Having a one track mind refers to the instance that there is currently only one specific thing on your mind (which you may or may not make clear to your environment by returning again and again to said thing in conversations).
Guy: Dude, Barack Obama's speech was wicked last night!
The Other Guy: Uhmm, yeah, it was all right.
Guy: Oh, and dude! Did you hear about the puppy he wants to get? OMG, it's so cool.
The Other Guy: Yeahh...
Guy: Hey, you know what dude? Barack Obama, ---
The Other Guy: Bro, you got one sick one track mind!
Guy: Let's just come back to Barack Obama for a sec...
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1.) Channeling subconscious voices hidden behind the real message to determine if the transmitter is telling the truth or simply lies and propaganda with a means to an end; usually your demise.
2.) Filtering noise and misleading examples to boil down the truth because this type of person believes in coded and hidden meanings sort of like a detective solves mystery; like smith of all trades.
1.) The burgess subliminal mind fuck consists of being worked to death and taxed for life.
2.) The proletariat subliminal mind fuck has more carrot sticks than bugs bunny. "I am Elmer Fudd." -djsee4
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When a fan of hentai anime manages to talk a non-fan into taking their first steps along the slippery slope of animated Japanese porn. Derived from the Star Wars technique known as the Jedi Mind Trick.
"We hung out at Bob's last night, and ended up watching Cool Devices and Overfiend! He must have pulled the Hentai Mind Trick on us!"
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a song by Jay-Z and Alicia Keys
Empire State of Mind was aboard the charts for more than 3 weeks.
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Waiting in line at Walmart, hiked up on on ephedrine, purchasing more ephedrine for your girlfriend's weight loss ambitions and eyeballing a fine little Philly walking past your eyeballs hoping your girlfriend's body is as fine as hers... turns out it's your sister.
The Walmart cashier notices a sweaty, angst-ridden man ogling a woman. Cashier: "That'll be $16.37 for your ... (Cashier puts up her hands and makes air quotes) ... sinus medicine." The angst-ridden man continues to visually have sex with the woman. The woman turns around and sees the angst-ridden man. Woman: "Hi Marco, where's mom is she waiting on the car? Cashier: " Whoo-wee, that's some shit! Marco you checked out that ass like it's passing out five dollar EBT cards, you in a Alabama State of Mind!
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primary mental focus on temporary 'holiday'. one has to switch to secondary focus mode until primary focus mode returns. (similar to 'mental neutral')
i was going to do something, but my stupid mind went blank
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A Brilliant music comedy quiz, financed/produced by British Indie/Rock DJ Marc Lemar, featuring the rather comical intros round and indentity parade style celebrity line up were the two teams have too guess who is the real celebrity (C list celebs or lower)
Never Mind- the first part of the name of a Sex Pistols album
The Buzzcocks- A much better punk band than the Sex Pistols
"that never mind the buzzcocks is such a good show"
"yeah, that bill baily"
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