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The most popular cycling event in the world. It has been held in France every summer since 1903 (excluding the years of 1915-1918 and 1940-1946 due to the World Wars). The race has a current traditional length of about 3 weeks, and falls in the month of July. The rider do not race for three weeks straight, of course. They race one stage a day, with two rest days stratigically placed within the race schedule to give the riders ample time to recover. Each stage is usually around 100 miles or so. Among the most famous riders to win the tour are the Big Five. These are the five men who have won the Tour five times (or more). These men are: Jacques Anquetil (1957, 1961-4), Eddy Merckx (1969-72, 1974, Bernard Hinault (1978-9, 1981-2, 1985), Miguel Indurain (1991-5), Lance Armstrong (1999-2005). All of the above men won the tour just five time except Lance Armstrong, who won seven times in a row. The overall leader of the Tour wears the notorious "maillot jaune", or "yellow jersey". Other special jerseys include the polka dot jersey, given to the best climber, the green jersey, won by the best sprinter, and the white jersey, which is awarded to the rider under 23 years of age who is highest in the overall classification.
The Tour de France is awesome!
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Similar to the tour de france, except without bikes and without Lance Armstrong. Also, without France. This tour is set in a Northeastern United States area, preferably Pennsylvania or New Jersey, where WaWa is located. You must travel from WaWa to WaWa, buying at least one thing at each. To be considered a full tour, you must go to at least five WaWa locations. tour de wawa is practiced mostly by bored high school students who recently got their licenses, but have no where to go.
What are we going to do tonight?
Well, I need water, cigarettes, gum, coffee and a hoagie.
Do you have the car?
Yep!
Sounds like a tour de WaWa to me!
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Australian born Actress/model who has had both hit movies and hit tv shows. She is infamously known for snogging her then-girlfriend Francesca Gregorini in an alleyway, before the pair were both 'out' as lesbians in Hollywood. She is also known for staying in shape by only eating standing up. She is now in a steady relationship with Ellen Degeneres and the pair intend to marry when gay marriage becomes legal in America.
"Yo, see dat chick over there?"
"Yeah"
"She's a total Portia De Rossi Man."
"Yeah?"
"Yup. She's such a hot rug-muncher."
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only at the mount....
-is your school haunted
-is you plumbing 150 years old
-do you use any excuse to leave class and roam the fourth floor
-do you know and believe that there is a "blue nun"
-do you constantly pick hair off your classmats sweaters
-are you/or half your class sleeping during mass
-confessions are a once a month nap time
-are boys scared to come on the premisis bcs of the one and only mr evans
-do you and your entire class share homework in the morning
-do you get off fortampons in the toilet
-do you have hott tan girls all year round
hott girls school in catonsville
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1. Spanish translation for "son of a bitch"
Gringo: "Honey, I love Taco Bell, it brings out the latin lover in me. Watch this: Hey, Yo Quiero Taco Bell!
Gringa: "Oh, that's mucho sexy"
Cashier: (mumbling) "Hijo de Puta!"
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A person or teacher who puts people in a lot more trouble then what they should actually be in. She is also a bitch who hands out free internal suspensions to people even though they don't they did nothing wrong in the first place.
If u r a Ms De Pauli u hate everyone and give out homework just because u can.
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Translate: leather cigar
That's how romanians sometimes refer to penises as a joke, especially black ones.
Friend 1: Vlad said he's going to a club tonight to smoke some cigars.
Annoying guy: Oh, you mean leather cigars?
In romanian:
-Vlad a zis ca se duce in seara asta in club sa fumeze trabucuri.
-Aa, trabuc de piele?
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