This is just the most fabulous penguin ever. Because of out of all black, white and yellow penguins there are in the world, there's that one special Blue Penguin roaming the earth.
Out of all the penguins I see in the zoo, I want to see a blue penguin.
To be summoned to Human Resource for disciplinary reasons
I got penguin Puffed today for calling in sick yesterday
This is a sexual position which can only be performed in an ice-rink.
The female sits with her legs apart on the ice whilst the male runs and slides along the ice on his knees and enters his partner.
Male:
"There's an ice rink opening tonight in our town, do you want to go down late and attempt the slippery penguin?"
Female:
"Why not? YOLO!"
A method used to warm one's hands. Consists of shrugging arms up and down while pointing hands outwards as if one's arms were a penguin's wings.
She was about to get hypothermia, but the awkward penguin warmed her fingers.
Pudgy Penguin is a popular NFT (non-fungible token) project based on the Ethereum blockchain. It features a collection of unique, algorithmically generated penguin characters, each with distinct traits and accessories. The project gained significant attention and popularity in the NFT space due to its cute and appealing artwork, active community, and successful marketing.
As an avid NFT collector, Sarah was thrilled to add a rare Pudgy Penguin to her digital art portfolio, knowing it was a highly sought-after piece in the community
The penguin shuffle is that walk of shame from your bed to the bathroom after ejaculating on pubes and belly whilst trying to not drop any.
My bro caught me doing the penguin shuffle to the bathroom, so awkward man!
Sexual position where a fat girl keeps bouncing on the man's cock with an opened umbrella and a monocle.
Dude, did you heard about paula? She made the Gothan's Penguin on joshua last night, nuts!