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The Penguin Clause

When it is so impossibly cold that blankets aren't working, two (or more) people must huddle together for warmth.
Works well with one bed trope

Phoebe: I'm freezing!
Drew: Me too:(
Phoebe: c'mere, it's too cold, im using the penguin clause.

by Plant.mami December 8, 2024


Penguin Tent

1. A phrase used to describe the appearance of someone who is attractive. Also used as another way of describing an individual as “peng teng

That man over there is such a Penguin tent

by Jaguarjazy April 22, 2020


Penguine Terrine

A pate like food, made from crushed penguins.

I caught a penguin today, I think I'm going to make it into a penguine terrine.

by el buzzward September 20, 2011


The Slippery Penguin

This is a sexual position which can only be performed in an ice-rink.

The female sits with her legs apart on the ice whilst the male runs and slides along the ice on his knees and enters his partner.

Male:

"There's an ice rink opening tonight in our town, do you want to go down late and attempt the slippery penguin?"

Female:
"Why not? YOLO!"

by JohnOfTheDoybervilles October 15, 2014


Awkward Penguin

A method used to warm one's hands. Consists of shrugging arms up and down while pointing hands outwards as if one's arms were a penguin's wings.

She was about to get hypothermia, but the awkward penguin warmed her fingers.

by G009 June 2, 2016


Penguin shuffle

The penguin shuffle is that walk of shame from your bed to the bathroom after ejaculating on pubes and belly whilst trying to not drop any.

My bro caught me doing the penguin shuffle to the bathroom, so awkward man!

by pacmanboy March 11, 2020


university of penguins

The collective noun for a group of penguins. Synonym of rookery, colony and huddle

‘As we can see, the university of penguins is now crossing the Ronne Ice Shelf in pursuit of warmer weather’

by Martin Russell October 2, 2018