When you suffer from a lack of friends and generally a life and refuse to go outside because you're too sad
"Dude have you seen Harold lately?"
"Nah man i think he's suffering from sad boi syndrome"
A (usually) sexual act in which one partner performs an act of fellatio on a piece of bamboo while looking sad and the other partner urinates on their head.
That new Japanese exchange student is into some weird stuff! After our sushi date we went back to her place and she made me give her a sad panda shower.
Sad Boi Hours referres to a time period (usually) late in the night. A time when any person can be sad, weepy, depressed, or sobbing. Everyone has sad boi hours and nobody is immune to it.
Me, in a group chat at 2 A.M. : Its that time of day again...
Everyone else: "Sad Boi Hours...."
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i really dont care but im going to pretend i do
nikkii: i lost my kandy
hanch: aww so sad
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A lumpy butt caused from bathroom cleaning chemicals. Specifically happens to Mexicans because their butt DNA mutates and causes lumpy butt.
Example for "Sad Mexican Butt":
Kyle: "Yo what happened to that girls butt?
Matt: "Dude you know she cleans bathrooms at night, she has that sad Mexican butt from the chemicals."
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When a girl gets in her feels normally at 1-3 am.
Sorry I didnโt reply sis it was sad girl hours
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A smaller, less effective sadness aneurysm. Can come as single happenings, or in large numbers.
Marty: We arenโt friends anymore.
John: I just had a mini sadness aneurysm.
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