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When you ask girls over your place on the first date and fart on them
My friend did a KevinWard steamer on the first girl he met on Tinder
When a guy asks his sister to urinate and defecate on him.
"Yo, sis, piss on me, and then, a lil later, shit on me too, a new thing called the Lannister Steamer"
The act of urinating down a female's back while showering for sexual pleasure. It is usually unnoticeable as long as the male waits for the hot water to start kicking in.
John: My girlfriend dumped me.
Jim: Oh shit, why?
John: She caught me giving her a creepy steamer.
Jim: How did she find out?
John: I didn't turn on the water yet.
the art of fucking a black cow when it’s -69.9°C out, and the cows vagina is steaming and after unleashing your load of fucking hiroshima, you huff the fumes of the vagina steam until passing out.
You damn monkey steamer
A person from Springs, South Africa shits on his girlfriend/wife chest. Sometimes his girlfriend/wife could be his mother/sister/dad
Can't wait to have springs steamer from my boyfriend, love the smell
When you are trying to be diplomatic at a cultural event and accept the food provided at said event, only to unleash poppy hell upon your pants.
My friend Levi wanted to be culturally sensitive, but he's vegan so all the Somali meat caused him to have a Somali Steamer in his pants.
When one receives a blowjob in a car outside a resturant in the middle of winter and the windows steam up
Damn, that was the best marie calender steamer I ever had. I had to let the windows down to cool off