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One of the single hottest guys around. fucks all the female homo sapiens. Also so tough that his sperm is too scared to get any of the girls he bangs pregnant. Jennesa Clarke, one of the hottest girls at my school said " once i was walking across the street and a truck full of canned beans almost hit me. I screamed in terror as i saw my life flash before my eyes. Then in an instant Mckay teleported in front of the truck and stopped it with his bare hands. when the truck driver saw what he had done he tried to hop out of the truck and run away but Mckay just teleported behind him , grabbed him by the collar and flung him into the sun. He then proceeded to rip the truck open and simultaneously eat every can of beans in the truck. then he started to float and his eyes stated glowing brighter than the sun. He looked at me and i Instantly orgasmed. he then took my hand and flew me to his house to bang for the next 8 and 1/2 days (with my consent of course because he is also a gentleman his a soft heart)" some would even say that The nuclear explosions in japan in the 50's was Mckay unloading the fattest nut in history in an anime bitch.
God: who are you!?
Mckay Swallows entire can of beans whole: I have come to fondle your balls
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Mckay is the kindest sweetest most thoughtful person you will ever meet. Whenever she walks into a room she always has a smile on her face and you can tell it lights up everyone around her. Her hair falls perfectly whenever she plays with it and it could keep you entertained for hours. Her eyes could make you go crazy for hours and can put you in a daze by how beautiful they are. You can talk to a Mckay for hours and it will seem like it was just 10 minutes. You will go crazy over of a Mckay no matter what way what time what day. She is the most beautiful person you will ever meet and if you finally somehow get her to like you, never let go, ever. She is the ultimate girl next door and will make a great girlfriend to any guy. She is a very caring person and will help you through anything rough that you are going through. She is a strong mind and is very difficult to sway her decisions once her mind is made up. In conclusion, if you ever meet a Mckay, love her with all your heart.
You got a Mckay?
Yeah dude, shes amazing.
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A person who gets pissed and doesn't tell you why. Then they act like everything is okay.
She said she was mad at me and then texted me two weeks later as if nothing happened. What a mckay.
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An swaggy last name. Some of the ritchest people have this last name. Could be a name of a cute guy also. Whoever has this is their last name rocks it though.
“Damn #19 Mckay is the shit”
Yoooo what’s up mr. Mckay can I loan 1mil
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the prettiest, dreamiest, nicest, and funniest person you will ever meet. she has the dreamiest eyes and anyone can get lost in them, she's one of the nicest people you'll ever meet and you'll never forget her. she's kinda dumb tho.
Boy: Did you see Mckay?
Other Boy: Yeah she's got such pretty eyes and she's so nice!
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McKay is the definition of a friend. Loyal, true, and will always back up his buds. He is the most selfless person in the world. McKay will watch after the one in need. He is the type of guy everyone needs in their life
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The sexiest,hottes,dreamiest guy you will ever meet, he is funny,nice,and did i say sexy. who is a skater.
email: mckay.brandon@ymail.com for the orginal mckay
Girl:Did you see McKay?
Other Girl: Yeah he is really sexy!!
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