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How you claim something eternally using dibs. If you say or write it wrong, someone can get the chance to eternally claim it before you correct yourself. Nothing beats this, and whatever you eternally claim is your's. Unless your friend is a sore loser.
"Hey, I want that!"
"Mother-May-I-Super-Sunday-Sandwich-Eternus-Dibs!"
"Damn it."
jessica eats chicken every single sunday.
“ jess what is sunday chicken ”
“ chicken you eat every sunday “
Jessica does it on sunday’s. She eats chicken every sunday
Kitty: Yo we out to Jessica’s sunday chicken??
Penny: Most def.
Kat: Best believe!!
When someone (or you) takes a shit in someone else's dryer, then proceeds to leave with the machine on heat cycle.
Additional; Courtesy Slinger: Remove the dryer vent to allow the dryer air to vent into the house.
Bro! It smells like some hot shit in your house!
-Dude, I think someone just gave you a Sunday Slinger! Your dryer is full of dry hot shit!
the worst day ever.
extreme anxitety
rushing to do your homework
Monday is tomorrow
i have to get up early in the morning
so unproductive
fuck
Jeff: What day is it?
John: Sunday
Jeff:
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Sunday’s are for hooking up with your friends! No matter who they are, if there down fuck them! Although you must wear a condom or have a very good pull out game you don’t want any kids!
Guy: It’s sunday, you know what we do on sundays!
Girl: Yes I know what we do on sundays!
Guy: Let’s fuck!
Girl: Come here baby!