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When you stick your entire fist into a girl's vagina.
At first I was fingering her, and then before I knew it I was fist deep in puma!
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A hard days work on Friday. A busy Friday night, when things go wrong. overwhelmed on a Friday.
Are you ready for Fist Fuck Friday (FFF)?
This is going to be a Fist Fuck Friday!
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A sex move that involves a fist, the screaming of "waaaagh" and pints of liquid poo. There are far too many variations to nail down a proper definition. Most normal folk often use this particular move in tandem with a donkey punch of Canadian Starburst.
It was all fun and games until she got hit with the Ecuador Volcano Fist.
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a method of masterbation. the 'user' claps both hands around his crunne on, squeezes until its numb, then proceed to masterbate with both hands at a furious pace. continue to spadging occurs.
Q - you just like you've spadged your life away. why is that?
A - i've just had a double fisted piledriver.
she gave him a double fisted piledriver, but, being female, had not mastered the technique good enough and ripped his crunne-on off.
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An extremely contagious disorder/disease that causes you to go into crazy, hour long fits of laughter. Usually caused after watching Jersey Shore episodes. Some also feel the urge to fist pump at random times.
A: DUDE I JUST WATCHED ALL THE EPISODES OF JERSEY SHORE AND NOW I THINK I HAVE FIST PUMP DISORDER HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
J: What the fuck. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*FIST PUMP*
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When a drunk, preferably overweight, individual passes out with a sandwich in each hand.
Person 1: Did you hear about Matt? He totally pulled a Dodge Double Fist, then someone stole one of the sandwiches from him while he was passed out!
Person 2: That's alright, he doesn't need two sandwiches, he could stand to lose some weight.
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A congratulatory fist bump when performed by the Democratic nominee for congress
"A fist bump? A pound? A terrorist fist jab? The gesture everyone seems to interpret differently. We'll show you some interesting body communication and find out what it really says."
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