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A super type of Karen. The type of Karen figure who will not only harass and abuse retail staff for doing their job but will use any attention she gets to push her MLM scheme essential oils. Strictly homeschools her 4-8 kids despite having no higher qualifications of her own, thinks vaccines are the devil but uses a vape and eats junk food regularly. A Crunchy Karen is defined as a type of super Karen.
"Did you see Amy the other week?"
"Yeah, she was pushing her essential oils again."
"What a Crunchy Karen."
"What is a crunchy Karen?"
"A type of super Karen who is the Karen of all Karen's."
Crazy, weird, annoying, sweet, nice, a twisted sence of humer, ect. ect. She likes to be mean but she also likes to be nice the same time, She would do you any favors for a little price and would occasionally keep a secret... It depends on what type of secret and from who aswell, She is known for her creepy activities from school and work yet is still fun to be around its better to just view her as a distant friend for your own safety and sanity. She could also be a fun person to go on roller coaster with and watch any type of movies too. She has many male characteristics but would love to go to the mall with you to go SHOPPING! But then again its not safe to get to know her to well, Bad things tend to happen to you and her.
Karen reyna is fun and all But she's too weird!
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A beautiful creature with unknown origins. She is said to have fought in both world wars. Although her age is unknown, she is estimated to be about 8,000 years old.
Karen Capone just touches me! I think I just came a little😍😍
Likes jam donuts
Nice people
Are very kind
Quiet
john is such a 'donut karen's.'
Like your typical Karen except; they only complain about food. Quality etc. When In reality Its not that bad. Like Gordon Ramsay.
“This food Is disgusting, It tastes like the bottom of my shoe”
Guy: Okay Karen Ramsay.
Will defend her entire family and body shame and call the manager to anyone who offends or hurts her children.
You are at a skating rink, Boy calls you a mean word so you roast him, his aunt Karen is there at the rink and she calls the manager but backfire the boys are close to getting kicked out.
A Karen who brings her 5 year old child to a skatepark and complains about anyone who gets within a 1 mile radius of her kid.
PLEASE DON'T TAKE YOUNG KIDS TO SKATEPARKS AND COMPLAIN ABOUT PEOPLE USING IT FOR WHAT IT IS MEANT FOR!!!
kid: rides his BMX making sure not to hurt the karens child
Skatepark Karen: UMM YOUNG MAN YOU ARE GOING TO HURT SOMEBODY!!!!