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When you've reached the point of no return in terms of giving a dead mans last fuck. You simply do not care. There is not enough nihilism in the fucking world to describe the immensity of the fuck that you do not give.
>If you don't stay for overtime, I'll write you up!
<I dont give a dead mans last fuck
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An excuse widely excepted in the college world. A way of excusing behavior as totally understandable that would otherwise be considered illegal, embarrassing, self destructing, or weird.
Tony: "Damn it Mike you peed in the refrigerator again."
Mike: "Ya but I drank Four Loko last night."
Tony: "Oh well in that case."
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African people are stereotyped to last long during sweet love making.
But they usually end of dead in the streets.
Dumb blond:black peopl last long in the sheets but not in the streets..
Retard:What was that?
Dumb blond:Oh man Jerome lasted like 5 hours in the sack...best time of my life. Sad he got capped...Jerome's pecker will be missed ...
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It is in insult, if his/her mom did in fact, say that sit too last night. Pretend your friend says something sexual (See example below). You have an instant comeback!
Created by the al-mighty Squirrel, this insult has spread to a whole 2 people! Amazing!
Person 1: Hey man its cold out here
Squirrel: Your mama said that shit too last night, but you didn't see either of us compaining!
Person 1: I'm worthless!!!
Person 2: FUCK YAH YOU ARE!
(In fact, the lights were off and he wasnt home... so he couldnt see us if he wanted to!)
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An immature and inappropriate response when you lose an online multiplayer game.
Person who won the game: Better luck next time!
Person who lost the game: I fucked your Wife last night.
Person who won the game: Yeah, I'm pretty sure you didn't fuck her.
Person who lost the game: How do you know that?
Person who won the game: Because she was with me yesterday.
Person who lost the game: You fucked her, didn't you?
Person who won the game: Yes, I did and she liked it a lot.
Person who lost the game: Damn it, my cover is blown.
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suggests that the person who says this fucked your mum last night, but i dunno who would wanna fuck my mother (except my dad)
Related to: and your dad, and your mum, mother fucker, y tu madre.
A: You *&"£*("&(£(*"*(&
B: thats what your mum said last night
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A comeback, usually signifying that the person saying this phrase can't win the argument.
"Go fuck yourself, you piece of shit whore"
"Yeah, well your mom was really good last night"
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