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crack fiend reply meaning "i give 2 flying fucks about what you are saying right now.
jim-"what time is it"
bill-" ah, two bit"
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when you finger a girl with the indew and middle finger.
dude i tell you what use the one two one two combination...you can't lose
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A comedic way to describe a small town.
Son:"Dad, what's the difference between the country and a small town?"
Dad: "Well son, Two stores, two whores, and a post office."
A homosexual couple (male)
Two towers just moved into the house down the street.
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girls attempt to be subtle and kinky.... she is telling you she is not wearing any panties
if a girl sends you a text or anything saying two words she's probably insisting that she's not wearing any panties
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A hideously ugly man who pretends to be straight but is definitely gay, and absolutely hopeless at hiding it.
Usually, a Two Face is an ugly arrogant male who acts as if he is God's gift to women.
When, after several hundred rejections, he realises that he is actually not attractive to the opposite gender. He secretly becomes aroused by other men, but panics and wishes to hide this fact from the general public. He visits gay bars at night, and acts generally like one straight person during the day and his gay counterpart at night.
Unfortunately, the Two Face is hopeless at keeping his secret, and constantly overdoes the straight act/lets gay things slip until all his friends want to pull him out the closet for him, and ram The Truth where the sun don't shine.
E.g 1) Guy 1 - "Hey check out that that guy over there, he is so gay."
Guy 2 - "What, HIM? But he seems so straight!"
Guy 1 - "Uhuh, TOO straight. We saw him visiting the Manhole Bar saturday night."
Guy 2 - "Gah, what a Two Face!!!!!"
E.g 2) Girl - "Wanna come back to my place?"
Two Face Guy (loudly to friends) "Aw hell yeah bitch I'mma fuck yo ass yeahhhh I'm a playa bitch I LOVE THE COCK!"
*Bar goes silent, everyone stares*
Two Face Guy - "..I meant pussy, bitch..aheh.."
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