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Cat Distribution System

The system that gives out cats.

P1: Hey, there's so many cats following me around!
P2: That's because you got chosen by the Cat Distribution System.
P1: That would be nice but actually, I stole their food.

by BehindTheSlaughter January 28, 2024


system QB

a quarterback who fucking sucks because they have no talent yet succeeds only because of their offensive system/teammates

"man that qb got no arm talent whatsoever. how is he doing so good??"
"because he's a system qb"

by December 18, 2023


system QB

a quarterback who fucking sucks because they have no talent yet succeeds only because of their offensive system/teammates

"man that qb got no arm talent whatsoever. how is he doing so good??"
"because he's a system qb"

by samawesomesauce December 18, 2023


Court system

Like the grief/tragedy sympathy industry, the court system doesn't give a fuck about you, they're not on your side.

Of course the court system will defend vaccine mandates and limiting people's rights to refuse a vaccine, people have no rights, and trying to fight for them in court is a waste of their time.

by The Original Agahnim December 6, 2021


Spoils system

A term defined by Senator William Marcy, the spoils system is a political system in which someone who is elected appoints people who are loyal to them instead of those who are most capable. It was first created in America by Andrew Jackson during the early 1800’s, and began to get phased out by the turn of the century

Man, I sure do hate the spoils system!

by UrbanDictionaryHistorian1870 May 26, 2024


Systemic Sclerosis

Autoimmune, inflammatory condition causing body tissues to essentially thicken. Also known as Diffuse Scleroderma. There is commonly skin involvement, but in subtypes like Sine Scleroderma only internal manifestations are seen.

(Not to be confused with its less severe counterpart, Limited Cutaneous Systemic Sclerosis aka CREST Syndrome)

"The imaging for Sideroom 3 is back, seems his LCSS is flaring up."
"Wait, wasn't Systemic Sclerosis our main differential?"
"Yes but there was no indication of internal organ involvement on the scans."

by Computerised Rectal Exam January 19, 2024


The den system

The den system is a system well known on Quotev.com. They’re widely hated for their toxic victim complex, predatory behaviors, and overall disrespect for the people around them. Sakura is the main one who gets slandered, however her sysmates Quackity, Cole, and Pearl get quite a bit of slander as well. The whole system is problematic White trash with mediocre looks and disgusting behavior.

“I hate the den system.”
I agree.”

by Cigarettes out the window. August 8, 2022