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When someone cums in anothers ass and they blow a cum bubble and you eat it.
How you like that sour soup for breakfast
The greatest foood ever to exist in the history of the universe! The chunky soup king, Jayemel microwaves ever single bowl of chunky soup, giving them extraordinary taste and flavor.
Wow! Melted is such a thin soupian, Chunky Soup is way better!
Hot Soup is a variation of a Hot Lunch which, in this case, rather than delivering a solid log of crap, you deliver the liquified, diarrhea version thereof. It's heinous, it's awful, you can dazzle your friends by throwing its use out in conversation.
"Did you ever give your girlfriend a hot lunch?"
"No, but I wasn't feeling too well and gave her some hot soup to make myself feel better. Hot soup makes everyone feel better."
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Extremely thick smog, characterised by early black-and-white films set in between-the-war-and-just-after settings.
Cue: really bad cockney accent...
Cockney chap: Cor blimey, guv! I carn eevin see me face in this!
Cheeky chappy: Nah! S' a right pea souper n' no mistake!
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When a male ejaculates on someone else's back, usually female.
Tristan told David to put his hot soup on Summer's back.
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the smell of a group of men confined to a small space
This hunting cabin reeks of man soup!
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Primordial Soup is the mixture of pussy, ass, spit and sweat, to taste. Can be drank as a liquid, whipped into a frothy consistency and slurped, or even eaten thick. Add tap juice as needed.
Add jizz to the mix and you have the recipe for life.
I slurped up Heather's Primordial Soup because it is delicious and nutritious.
After describing the term primordial soup to Heather, she replied.
"That's not food.
"BUT it is." I confidently declared before continuing my closing arguments.
"In that it is both delicious and nutritious."
"It's not nutritious, is it?" She interrupted, quizzically she asked.
"Oh, but it is; In that it is the fountain of youth." I answered in my peculiar way.
"Please mum, may I have some more."
I finished.
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