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Sausage twist

When ones gentlemen sausage is twisted by hand in a sexual way to cause arousal and more.

George gave Owen a massive sausage twist and he screamed in agony as he came everywhere.

by SickoBamba069 November 17, 2023


Pocket Twist

Giving yourself, or receiving, a hand job through the pocket of your pants.

Got a pocket twist under the table last night bruh.

by AuntJemimasSandwiches January 10, 2019


Shuffle Twist 3000

This is when someone grabs ahold of a penis with two hands and begins twisting in opposite directions.

Dude, Alexis gave me the best Shuffle Twist 3000 job of my life last night!

by FuckAndSuck November 28, 2019


delightfully twisted

A happy act of delightfulness with a small touch of something undescribable

I love the delightfully twisted imagination that you have.

by Jennasequa February 9, 2020


twisting your tail

A) masturbating in public

B) working your ads off, but unfortunately, achieving no significant results

If your problem is twisting your tail, definition b), it is time you considered stopping twisting your tail, definition a)

by Sexydimma March 28, 2017


twisting your tail

a) masturbating in public

b0 working your tail off to get something done, but unfortunately, achieving no results, or not the results that you hoped.

in terms of definition a) what your are doing is socially inappropriate, so stop twisting your tail. in definition b) if all you are doing is twisting your tail, you may be doing something wrong, and that is why you are not achieving any results.

by Sexydimma January 23, 2015


twist-e

The last living member of his species.
He is half twisty half fish.

His ability to loose a limb and forget about it till it grows back a different colour.

He has more erection with porn reflection than in his shit collectin.

Topic jumper high speed erratic and all round just baked cooked n stewd way to long

To have twist-e in your life you definately can understand him if Ur dropped as a baby.

Brain activity is awkwardly stiff MLS ie best juice freezes at room temp

U will often find TWIST-E speaking in riddles rhymes n utter bullshit

by March 27, 2024