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A person who is an asshole to such an extreme that they actually possess, the assholocity of multiple assholes.
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when something's really hard to find
from Important Things With Demetri Martin
Guy: Sorry I'm late.
Demetri: Nah, it's alright this place is a snail's asshole.
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Mike- "Hey Jess! I'm so sorry I'm late for our date."
Jess- "Its ok Mike. This place is a snails asshole."
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A dog that shits on the floor
You motherless asshole, i m tired of cleaning up your shit.
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Asshole crumble: Unlike the delicious dessert dish of similar nomenclature, this crumble is inedible and, to be honest, smelly. Appearing when a poo isn't entirely flushed away, these disgusting turd-curds will cheerily repopulate an otherwise fresh toilet bowl (leaving a gag-worthy surprise for the next hapless user).
Could you please double-flush next time? I can't bear to be blind-sided by another one of your (famous) asshole crumbles like that. Gross
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A typical Californian. Predominately non-native, these people are either A)Totally clueless or B )sanctimonious assholes. Regardless, they can always be found sitting in the fast lane of California's roads with five cars behind him, ignoring others who wish to pass. See also: self centered piece of shit.
"Honey, oh look, we're stuck behind another California Asshole. Yep, this state's full of 'em."
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