Random
Source Code
Random
The horror of walking into a shop or supermarket and having to listen to this twaddle against your will without being able to turn it off. Severe cases are when you are in an elevator and the only way out is ten stories down.
The worst case ever was when a man went into a video store, and was acutely looking for some great action movie to watch and the FM Radio channel was raving on about Justin Bieber while the man was busy deciding which movie to watch. The act of simultaneously making a choice and being Justin Bieber-ed at the same time, then caused a long term mental darkness that was only recovered from after looking online, where the man found that the rest of the people on the planet feels exactly the same way he does, and so has realised he is not the only one getting Justin Biebered out there.
There are few things worse than getting Justin Biebered. Perhaps getting Elon Musk-ed, or Steve Jobs-ed is worse, but thats arguable. For example if you walk into a shop and someone is presenter kissing Elon Musks butt over the airwaves, could it possibly be worse than if they were verbally smooching Justin Biebers ass. Who knows, but these dangers of the darkness we live in must be guarded against at all times, which is why I now wear earplugs before entering any public space where they might possibly be playing music of, or talking about Justin Bieber, to ensure that I do not get Justin Biebered again.
Man, I sure hope I don't get Justin Bieber-ed at the shops today, last time it really ruined my day.
Will: whats another word for a BJ
Jack: i dont know a backwards justin bieber
Will:what?
Jack: see JB backwards is BJ
4đź‘Ť 3đź‘Ž
Blonde or light brown , straight and swoopy
it is a phrase or saying or a type of style of hair
Dude you have "justin bieber hair" ; You know the kid with "justin bieber hair"?
3đź‘Ť 2đź‘Ž
An object of myth and speculation (see also his Penis)
He refuses to talk about the tattoo and storms out of interviews if it is mentioned
it is rumoured to be one of the seven Horcruxes that carry his soul and creates his immortality from puberty.
" Justin Bieber's Tattoo is part of the horcruxes." said Dumbledore
person 1"I wonder what Justin Biebers Tattoo looks like?"
person 2 " I'm guessing a giant penis to compensate"
94đź‘Ť 187đź‘Ž
The worst type of fan of all time!
1. They make death threats if you say you don’t like Justin Bieber.
2. They scream at the top of their lungs every time they hear a Justin Bieber song.
3. They harass Justin Bieber if they see him in a public place.
4. They are completely obsessed with Justin Bieber and never shut up about him.
5. They insult all old music and say it’s bad just because it’s old.
6. They are total perverts who think about having nasty fantasies with Justin Bieber.
Justin Bieber Fan: Have you heard Justin Bieber’s “Intentions” yet?
Someone else: I have but I don’t really like Justin Bieber.
Justin Bieber Fan: YOU DON’T LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER????? I WILL FIND YOU AND MURDER YOU WITH AN AXE!!!!
2đź‘Ť 1đź‘Ž
The gloryhole of fuckboy haircuts. If you still have this haircut you probably watch midget porn in your moms basement while posting black screen snapchats saying how lonely you are.
“He is so 2009 Justin Bieber, fuckboy af.”
2đź‘Ť 1đź‘Ž
Your Justin Bieber age is measured by how much you know about sex, drugs and just general mature content.
Molly: “Damn her Justin Bieber Age is high!”
Desi: “Don’t worry one day you’ll get past 11”
2đź‘Ť 1đź‘Ž