Captain Gay

A very gay and pdifile like young man on Bannister neighboorhood swim team in Waldorf Maryland. He walks around with a boner in his speedo and stares at other young women on the team with a boner.
also he "does too much karate" and is sometimes too tired from karate to practice

fuckin fag

man, you see Captain Gay today, he had another boner and touched Kimmy with it the perve

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Captain Hook

The nickname given to a male with a small, hook shaped penis.

"Dang, Michael Wolfe! Your Ex is now calling you Captain Hook after last night!"

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Captain Morgan

1. A fictional character from an alchoholic beverage. Deprived of a black haired eye patch wearing pirate, but the actual captain has not been seen until...

2. CAPTAIN MORGAN! Ryan Costis, resident in Washington. He attends school and enjoys hanging with his wench, working on his new boat (thus leaving his old boat in dismay) and abandoning his 1st and 2nd mates

1. Captain Morgan was here!
2. CAPTAIN MORGAN IS AS GOOD AT MAKING LOVE AS HE IS MAKING RUM!

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Captain America

A gung ho person in any military branch that despite knowing America's corruption and destructive, greedy ways, goes along with the program and drinks the cool-aid.

See that Marine over there, he is the embodiment of Captain America

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Captain Caveman

The impulsive act of smashing a dear item, then regretting same act less than a second later.

"I can not believe I just Captain Cavemaned my computer"

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captain fagget

Homosexual derivative of the well known (yet embarassing) Captain Planet. May be used to describe an extensively homosexual individual, or a leader of a homosexual troupe.

Max: Hey, its Captain Fagget Ted!

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Captain Poo

A person who has surpassed the rank of poo private, and poo sergeant, AND poo colonel. This person chooses who poops where and when...and how

Sean is getting a call from Captain Poo

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