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when u a lebian and yo girl give you the head. the BEST head imaginable in the cosmos
damn, my girl really gave me the
double tongue spreading cheeks roast beef sucking titty fucking ham flapping carpet munching labia vacuum seal 4000
last night!
A nick name for when a foreskin rolls up just slightly and resembles a carpet corner that has been tucked in. The act of correcting it yourself is called carpetting.
John was flacid but jane didn't want to use her hand to correct his skin carpet.
Start your trip to the bar eith 3 B-52 shots acting like three bombs.
We will all do carpet bomming to start
When you try a new vape flavour..
And it taste absolutely fuckt.
Taste Like old Hotel Carpet
Taste - dry, musky, chat, weather beaten, scungy shit.
Fuck you- Mango/Guava.
Hey I’ve got some New vapes to try “here”
😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨
Aw FUCK that taste like Hotel Carpet, what the fuck are you trying to do to me bro. 🤮🤮🤮
Carpeted Cock:
When a man's dick goes inside an unsaved woman's vagina and comes out excessively hairy.
Kyle: Bro did you hear that Doug got a Carpeted Cock?
Chad: That's wack bro.
Someone or something that can eat on multiple carpets at the same time
You sly dog your such a carpet swinger
When you jack off onto your carpet
“Hey i use crusty carpet what about you “