bi-five

When two gay guys hi-five
high five

Did you see that gay couples' hand shake?
it invovled a total bi-five

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Snifty Five

- of or pertainiing to Fifty-five
-the number coming between fifty- five and sixty-five
-a very fucked up number
-a red neck slang

-"...Fifty- Five, Snifty Five, Sixty-Five..."
-"I had five cans of beer yesterday...SNIFTY-FIVE!"

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Five Alive

When you are so exhausted at work all day and the moment it hits five o clock; you have all of a sudden rejuvenated energy

I've got the five alive, finally of work.

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One's or Five's

Adjectives used to describe a woman's appearance. One's being OK, Five's being very good. 20's are also an acceptable answer.

Derivation: One's or Five's derives from Strip Clubs where the amount of money offered to a stripper is sometimes questionable. If you see a girl you would like a dance from, but are unsure how hot she really is, you turn and ask your buddy "one's or five's?" He will then respond with one answer or the other.

"Hey man, is that girl one's or five's?"
"Eh, I'd say she's only one's"

"Dude, Matt's sister is all five's"
"Hell, I'd give her 20's"

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Ninja Five

Stealing somebody else's high five.

Guy one: *Puts hand in the air* High five me!
Guy two: *Goes to high five*
Guy three: *Gets there first* Ha! Ninja Five!!

*Guy two looks like a loser*

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Slaughterhouse-Five

A book by Kurt Vonnegut where this guy named Billy Pilgrim gets absolutely shit on during World War 1, the '60s, and the future all at the same time. During World War 1 Billy over here pissed off this guy named Roland Weary who died on his way to some concentration camps but Roland over here wanted blood so he got this guy named Paul Lazarro to fry his ass. Lazarro does it but he takes his sweet ass time doing it, finally getting around to it in the '70s. In the '60s Billy lives as an optometrist who has a huge wife. Like TLC My 600 Pound Life level weight on that person. She also had the IQ of a lukewarm potato. She got in a car accident on her way to meet Billy in the hospital and her muffler fell off and she died of carbon monoxide poisoning in the parking lot. What a dumbass. In the future, Billy gets abducted by aliens. They aren't the Aliens type of aliens and instead of forcing Billy to give the most aggressive blowjob ever, they hook him up. This Montana Wildhack that they have for him must be some repayment for his fatass wife because she was fine. One thing leads to another and they fuck. The creepy-ass, spider fucked a plunger-looking Tralfamadorians decided to enjoy the show. Then some other shit happens and then Billy dies. So it goes.

Billy Pilgrim got absolutely shit on in Slaughterhouse-Five

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Thigh five

The urge to put your hand between an attractive woman’s legs (thighs) and move it back and forth in a “slapping” motion.

Look at that girl over there; boy, I sure would like to give her a thigh five.

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