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When you are wrong...WRONG...WRONG...WRONG...WRONG...WRO- basically when you say something that is incorrect in front of a Hispanic or African-American person they'll probably correct you and then make you realize how unintelligent you are by saying, "Jokes on you."
European: Shrek Memes are not funny
African-American: *pulls out phone*
Hispanic: *gives the European a you're kidding me look*
African-American: *shows the European a meme of Shrek naked in the shower*
European: huh maybe Shrek memes are funny
African-American and Hispanic together: Jokes on you
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wet joke ---> is a kind of a joke which never dries up or gets killed by haters
Joe : I swear , this joke never ends at all such a Wet Joke i mean come on it was for 2 years ago but its still funny !
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The leftist idea that all the myriad lgbtq+ jokes are actually just one joke. Every such joke is thus overused, trite and unfunny by definition.
The one joke is all of "I identify as X" variations, no matter the context; "my pronouns are..." is obviously the same joke and so are "don't assume my gender" jokes; any mentions of axe wounds and 41% are also dark synonymous.
News flash: for some reason asking "what is a woman?" is now also the one joke.
A making a joke: "Why are you assuming it's gender? The baby hasn't said what gender it is yet!"
B: "One joke."
A: "... and only two genders!"
B: "That's the same joke."
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When you are about to tell a joke to an audience & someone pre-empts all or part of the joke & takes the credit for the laughter after the punch line
Mick: Did you hear the one about the incy wincy piano...
Andy: & the 12 inch pianist!
Crowd: hahahahahah
Andy: Thanks, funy joke hey!
Mick: Andy, your a joke jumper
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When you laugh at your friend's jokes while they laugh at yours.
"Bring beers, weed and humor. We're gonna have a sick circle joke at the cabin this weekend"
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A very poorly thought out, and not so spontaneous joke that causes children to cry, women to stare and men to drop their jaws due to it's pure, absolute stupidity.
(three friends walking to thier car)
#2 "Shotgun!" naming front passenger seat
#3 "Machinegun" third dork trying to crack a joke....
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