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When you are armed with a gun and you perform a intimidate daylight robbery.
Guy1: Woah dude, did you buy all these yourself from costco?
Guy2: Nah, I tried to take mans twix by force and they gave it for free.
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A sexual manuever/ position that involves doing it doggie style, then removing your hands from the girls' hips and placing them in the "fox-eye" position (a.k.a. the thumb and the forefinger touching, upside down, circling the eyes). When the girl finally notices, put your hands back on her hips. She'll look back, then you can do it again. Eventually, when she catches you, you keep your fingers in the "fox-eye" position. She'll say "what are you doing?" You reply, "I am a member of Her Majesty's Royal Air Force!"
Max became a member of Her Majesty's Royal Air Force last night!
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The Jackson Hole Air Force is the name for a group of men who were ducking the rope and skiing outside the ski resort boundry at the Jackson Hole Mountain Resort in the years prior to such activities becoming legal.
The movie, "Swift. Silent. Deep" follows the groups founding members with in-depth interviews and epic skiing footage.
The Jackson Hole Air Force is finally making a little money from their criminal skiing activity. God bless those bastards!
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When you stick you thumb up your anus, remove it, then suck on it like a baby
A: sup?
B: Are you sucking on your thumb?
A: Nah B, doing a little tour de force
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One of my very favorite shows n the best piece of shit I have ever seen!
Cast includes Master Shake, Frylock, and Meatwad
Cartoon Network is so fucked up and they ruined Courage the Cowardly Dog
Hey I know lets watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The best shit on TV!
Great Idea!
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A very determined organisation which ambitions to get bored kids off street corners and give them a uniform, gun and crappy accommodation for a very reasonable price.
A cadet can expect to become subject to beastings and 58 pattern webbing as well as a 'fun packed' summer camp which will involve lying in a ditch for hours on end with around 5 blank rounds to be shot when you are told, not when you are taught
Such ambition often results in bored kids becoming bored cadets as activities and jobs run out and cadets are left to 'Mong' or 'Doss'. Furthermore, ACF organisation is, amongst cadets, notoriously poor. Such occurrences have led to the abbreviation ACF to have the second meaning of Another Cluster Fuck.
Aged between 12 and 18. Bored. Unfit. Unintelligent. Positively annoying and indignant, then join the ACF Army Cadet Force. We will show what being bored really is.
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