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A gardening tool is a tool you use for your garden, and a person you don’t like >:(
Hi, welcome to my gardening tool store ^_^
Person 1: Look at (insert girl’s name)! She’s such a gardening tool!
Person 2: IKR?!
2👍 1👎
Better known as “garden shitty” it is a place in north wales in flintshire where if you aren’t wearing a bullet proof vest.. you aren’t safe. Infamously known for the “Cross family” a family of smackheads who will indefinitely shank you up
i went to garden city deeside last weekend and got spiked by jack cross
Jimmy also known as Jamie is a stunning sexy man w his lickable 6 pack. He is a very nice (totally not awkward) being. He also has rumours of having a 89.56739210 dong
Guy 1: ‘‘Hey that guy over there is pretty non jimmy garden’s’.
Guy 2: ‘’I know right he’s so cool’’.
A curry licker and has a 1 inch willy and some bushy pubes (usually eat peanut butter of their dad’s nipples)
Wow I met a jimmy garden
What a furry
Jimmy Gardens are curry lickers and have 1 inch willy (usually love licking peanut butter of their dad’s nipples)
I saw a Jimmy Garden
What a fatneek
Someone who's in a relationship with a plant, and best friends with another. The term plant is used to lightheartedly mock someone who identifies as asexual. So if you find yourself with the closest people in your life being plants (specifically if you don't identify as one yourself), that makes you their gardener.
"You are the plants, and I am the gardener."