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Your one and only big titty goth girlfriend. She's got big tiddys and you know she's goth by the way she vaccums your porkstick
Damn he's got a really nice big titty goth girlfriend.
Ah shit if I don't do better than this my big titty goth girlfriend will really fuck me tonight
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...a scar on her right eye.
One golden left eye.
Has black hair.
Is pale as can fucking be.
and has nice breasts and a good 2 inch cleavage...
That's not your girlfriend
Thats my fucking wife... Marigold.
Jules: Hey dad look, I'm lesbian!
Me: THATS A SIN! GIVE ME THAT OR ELSE GOD WILL FUCKING SEND YOU TO HELL!
Me: Oh, some nice tits.
Wait... If your girlfriend has...
WAIT THAT'S YOUR MOM
Jules: Lgbtqia+
Me: The I stands for incest...
Jules: DAD WAIT...
Me: *Strips her*
Jules: Oh daddy please no oh my god not again daddy wait hol o- OOoOoOoooOhhhh. AhhhhhHaAAA Oh daddy harder ohhhh. Stick- OooooOOOOooOaaaaahHH
Me: *cums*
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The girl that your best friend is dating, who is obligated to be a total bitch because of some subliminary life cliche. She will be clingy, possessive, and controlling, giving you little to no bro-time.
You and other friends will be forced to accept her into your social circle, but will talk mass loads of shit on her whenever you get the chance.
Your friend and your best friend's girlfriend-
"Hey bro, you still drinking with us this weekend?"
"Can't dude, I have to hang out with Carly."
"But broski, you've hung out with her everyday for six days now- Whatever, just bring her with."
"She doesn't want too, dude, sorry."
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Someone who is only with someone else for their money, popularity, or good reputation. They dump the person as soon as things start looking bad for the person.
Fair Weather Boyfriend/Girlfriend:
1.
A- "Hey, have you seen Lauren's new boyfriend?"
B- "Yeah, I've seen him with some other girls before. He's a total fair weather boyfriend."
2.
A-"Zeke, where's Amy? Did she dump you?"
B- "Yeah, I'm poorer than a hobo now. Amy found out and broke up with me, what a fair weather girlfriend."
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its a day where you have to get a girlfriend or boyfriend
girl: want to be my boyfriend for the day cause its get a boyfriend or girlfriend day
boy:sure
On this day you can make out, kiss or even take it further with your girlfriend
Rodrigo: hey did you know that November 13th is National Kiss your girlfriend day!
Jonathan: REALLY imma go make out with her right now
National ex girlfriend day is a day where you celebrate you and your favorite ex girlfriend
Me:happy national ex girlfriend day :)
My ex gf: bye whore 😂
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