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When you bang a girl with a golf club
Me and my girl were feeling freaky and she asked me to club her in the rough.
So i did
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giving a girl a rim job and fingering her at the same time
Guy1: dude I was blending her smoothie last night.
Guy2: Nice
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Enjoying intimate relations with a not so irtimate partner.
I've been poppin' her for funsies since tength grade.
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For a girl to get into a cat fight and totally crush the other girl. Named after the infamous fight among a freshman girl and a middle schooler.
Claire. She pisses me off so much.
Ashley. Why don't you go caillie on her?
Claire. Good idea. Be right back.
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When you meet an ugly chick in a club but you can't nail her until you've had a few hard drinks.
Guy #1: Hey! Did You Drink her pretty? Did you fuck that fugly chick?
Guy #2: Na man. I'm not shit-faced enough for that troll.
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When you give it someone up the bum
I bet your dad had your little sister done
I had her done yesterday
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