phone abyss

When your phone is lost to the point of no return, like underneath a seat in a car.

"Dude, I can't find my phone anywhere!"
"Bro, did you check the phone abyss?"

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Phone typing

Another term for texting on a cell phone.

Aye yo Ethan!

What dawg?

Phone type me that picture of evans Mazda

I am Phone typing it to you now

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Phone-fart

When your silent-mode phone vibrates on a hard surface and makes a loud buzzing sound, like flatulence.

I put my phone on silent for class, but still got in trouble after a phone-fart.

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Plug in the Phone

Sexual position where one partner bends over and plugs in a phone (hence the name). The second partner has an aggressive sexual advance from behind the first partner, sometimes resulting in a dislocated disc in the back.

As a result of the "Plug in the Phone" incident, Pauley had to spend a week in the hospital.

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Phone Blown

A game requiring two people and a phone.
Player 1 calls anyone in their contacts and begins a normal conversation. No lying is allowed.
Player 2 proceeds to go down on Player 1, doing anything in their power (while abstaining from making loud, sexual noises) to disrupt the conversation.
Player 1 wins if they can go 5 minutes without letting their phone partner know what is happening. Likewise, Player 2 wins if the other line discovers the secret.

John: "Are you getting a blow job?!"
Stephen: "You've just been Phone Blown!!"

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Magic Phone

a magic phone is any smart phone that is capable of answering questions.

hey where's the nearest place to buy beer?
i dont know lemme look it up on the magic phone.

what kind of animal is the most dangerous?
MAGIC PHONE!

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poverty phone

a land-line phone lacking the features, quality, and/or visual appeal of most its contemporaries

Dude, this is nice decor and all, but that's totally a poverty phone.

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