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That awful feeling when you know your vacation is coming to an end. Vacation euphoria ending is like a Sunday Psychosis - there's a sense of doom about returning to reality
It's time to go home tomorrow! I have a serious case of vacation euphoria ending!
an Extremely Painful, often spicy feeling Poop
oh god, that was so painful, i just a Total Rear-Ended Nuke there, ahh god it was so painful
the west end bandits are the most hardcore gang in scituate. they get in huge brawls with the co-freaks. they tag a ton of shit, and no one fucks with them. they are awesome. also known as WEB
john"hey wanna go chill in the west end?"
eric"nah dude, not with those gangsta west end bandits down there man!!lets go smoke some weed"
Hey man, we have one more week til end of year exams!
...I didn't know I'll be meeting Satan this early.
When you grab that fresh pair of undies and later you find yo girls hair wrapped around yo nut sack or stuck in your butthole after a crap
Dude I took such a great crap and when I went to wipe I caught this hair that seemed to be the never ending story coming from my butthole and nut sack
“Never Ending Story”
When you take a sticky shit and keep wiping till the toilet paper is almost gone.
Went to the club last night couldn’t leave till two. Got stuck in the bathroom with a never ending story.
Therapist : Hello! Welcome to your first therapy lesson. What would you like to speak about today?
Scarlett : Jotaro's Rear end..
Therapist : Okay.... How do you feel towards Jotaro's Rear End?