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Jump My Bones

to fuck the shit out of someone.... then fuck'em again allll night long! Buckwild Sex!

Hey Estah! Looking mighty finee!I want to tap that badonkadonk of yours and Jump your boness baby! Lets get it on.. on the count of 3.

by pp June 29, 2004

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Hit The Jump for more

a stupid and uncool way bloggers say when they want you to read the rest of the article that they written instead of just saving everybody a few seconds of their life and post it on the front fuckin page so US the readers don't have to load the page again and again AND AGAIN

Last we heard, Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg had come aboard to perform a rewrite of the script. Hit the jump for more.

Me: FUCK! WHY?! WHY COULDNT YOU JUST PUT IT ON THE FRONT FUCKIN PAGE?

by HotPocketsBoy June 15, 2011

31๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jump Off A Bridge

Usually telling someone to leave you alone. But, in a more harsh wat

Annoying Kid: Do you wanna kno something? Huhuh????
You: How about you Jump Off a Bridge And Get Back To Me?

by Jim April 15, 2005

75๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


808 base jump

Where a man takes a jump from a highly elevated platform(perhaps sky diving) in hopes of landing his dick into the woman's mouth.

Team work is needed.

Lindsey would you like to attempt an 808 base jump with me? Jamie can come too.

by foxy hound May 12, 2009

34๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jump off a building

When one usually starts a conversation and the other person is already starting to become annoyed, defensive, and loud not realizing where the conversation is headed.

Girl: I think we need to talk
Boy: Are you breaking up with me? Did I DO something wrong?
Girl: Whoa...Whoa..Whoa.. Don't jump off a building, we're just talking!

by Nicky B. May 14, 2007

22๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jump on da rocks

"Jump/ing on da rocks" means,
A. To start the act of drinking, or to work towards getting "crunk".
B. Means to actually jump on rocks, in a form of quick fluid movements over and up rock and/or rocky areas such as hillsides or rocky rivers.
C.When a female is attracted to a male(you), in this case "da" is substituted with "my". This is a less often used form, the common form would be "balls" instead of "rocks".

Yo man tonight i gotta jump on the rocks, because i really wanna get drunk.

Dude lets go to upper falls and jump on da rocks.

Dude that chick was jumping on my rocks.

by Electromic October 26, 2007

10๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jump 225 Series

A science fiction series written by David Louis Edelman, that centers around the main character, Natch, living in Earth around 500-ish years in the future (The actual date is not specified.), where he is obsessively involved in the rather brutal market that sells programs for the human biology; the bio/logic market. The main storyline is about how Natch goes from being a complete selfish prick to being a complete selfless non prick, and how the second main character, Jara, goes from being a completely helpless character self confidence-wise to finding her self confidence. This story introduces a very strange and thought-provoking technology called Multireal; Multireal is a program that can supposedly allow the user to control the outcome of an event. The trilogy consists of "Infoquake", "Multireal", and "Geosynchron." If you are a sci-fi fan then stop what you're doing right now and read it if you haven't.

"The Jump 225 series is the shit!"
"I thought Jara was a bit of a bitch at first, but she's cool now."
"This trilogy is completely underrated!"

by KalkeinicLogic February 5, 2013

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