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When a lesbian(s) drinks another girls vaginal squirt as if it were a waterfountain
Jeffs favorite scene in wet hot girl time 5 is when the girls do a lesbian waterfountain
Lesbian time goes faster than straight time.
1:7 ratio
Also see: bisexual time
Straight girl #1: how long have you been dating your gf for?
Lesbian: 7 months
Straight girl #2: I thought it was only 1 month
Lesbian: no, lesbian time
where everyone is. it's basically the Nottingham version of the Bermuda Triangle, if someone disappears in Ocean, they are more than likely to actually be in the lesbo corner.
a: where is everyone???
b: lesbian corner.
A lesbian who looks like she drives a tractor.
Me to a bro «check out that tractor lesbian over there!» yells queitly
Bro: «i want to marry her»
Me: «WTF»
Consist of any Indy artist or lame gropes that no one knows about
My sister is listening to lesbian music
The opposite of Lipstick Lesbian. The lesbian who loves the outdoors, sports, cars and is potentially more sexy butch looking. Great friend, loyal and offers best help around the home or change your car oil. Often having all the interests a straight man would love to share with a women, and a gay couple needs to survive.
Maggie is a lawnmower lesbian she loves fishing, shooting and hunting, her Amber partner is a stunning lipstick lesbian. They are perfect opposites.
(metaphor) Not making your move towards someone you love, for whatever it may be—staying still when you are forced to make a move in a situation.
This is taken from the thought that a homosexual ewe cannot be found in the wild because when heterosexual ewe mate, they stand still. So, a gay ewe would do nothing, even when wanting to mate.
(literal) A homosexual ewe.
(metaphor) Dad: My son told me he had a crush on a girl in his class, but acted the lesbian sheep and didn't make his move.
(literal) Farmer: We've had these sheep for a while, they've always been very close, but never have tried to mate with the males. We think they're just lesbian sheep.