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An act of combustion that takes place either atop, or inside a couch. The couch burns, along with anyone unfortunate enough to be on the couch at the time, as everyone knows couches are fortresses that trap anyone from attempting to escape their impending doom.
Usually meant as an insult to one's intelligence.
"I hope you die in a couch fire with a bum trying to claw his way into your kidneys so he can use it for booze money."
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A phrase that threatens physical violence done by hands or blunt object in a brutal fashion
Be quiet before I fire on you
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A female with red hair. This term is used to describe the firey hair on her vagina (twat). It may be considered an insult, but I use it as a symbol of pride.
"DAMN HOMIE, look at that fire twat sitting on the park bench!"
"Teacher, why are people always suprised that redheaded girls are fire twats?"
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The red pubic hair of a redhead (contrary to previous posts, matching pubic hair is not "unique" -- blonds have blond bush, brunettes have black or brown bush, etc -- anyone who doesn't know that probably hasn't seen many women undressed.)
Gawd, you wouldn't believe the fire crotch on that girl!!! Uhmmmm hmmmm, thinkin' about it just turns me on!!!!
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Eddie pull your pants up, im getting hot from your forest fire.
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A common STD at the fine institute of Elon University. Symptoms identical to that of gonorrhea.
"o potato skins not the phoenix fire."
"bc gave me the fire, it rages strong within me!"
"IT BURNS, ahhhhh chichi...."
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Finn Wolfhard's (Stanger Things, Mike Wheeler) alternative for "comeback" on the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon
Jimmy "can you read?"
Finn "can you host?"
*Lots of laughter and racket*
Finn "Sorry. It's called a fire back"
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