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An organism is a living thing, such as an animal, plant, or microscopic bacteria.
"~Ahhh! I'm having an orgasm!"
An orgasm is a meal.
The meal is a curry but it contains human meat.
It doesn't matter what the other ingredients in the curry is as long as it contains human meat it's an orgasm.
I had an orgasm at your mums house last nigut
To reach the highest point in sex
Jake invited Olivia over to his house. His parents were out of town. He looked at her giant boobs and she knew what he wanted. They both got onto the bed and Jake started kissing her. Jake time off her clothes and Olivia did the same. She stared at his 12" cock and couldn't believe what she saw. He start by kissing her tits and he slowly moved down her body. He then reached her vagina and started to suck. He bit her vagina and sucked it hard. She moaned. " Mmmm ahhh -- uhhgg..- MMM -" She decided to return the favor by slowing sucking his cock. Later Jake put his massive 12" cock into her vagina and kissed her very passionately. "HARDER!! I want all of you inside me babe!!!" She screamed. "Ahhhh mmmmm uhggggh ahh" *moan* "HARDER DADDY" she said. Jake went as hard as he could and he fucked her HARD. Jake went on top of her and started to shove his cock in and out of her vagina. She then orgasmed. They did this for about 2 hours and Olivia had then orgasmed at least 15 times. Jake's bed was covered in cum and semen. She then orgasmed for 5 minutes while Jake shoved his cock in and out of her vagina. "HARDER DADDY" she screamed *moan* *moan* AHHHHHHH mmmmm uhggggh!!! They both got tired and fell asleep in that position. (Jake's cock in Olivia's vagina)
uhm i don't know... i'm a girl
becky: i totally had to fake that orgasm with kyle last night. can't believe he didn't realise
The reason us women exist.
an unexplainable feeling but god it feels good
often caused by sexual pleasure
Friend: how was yesterday's ThiNg?
Me: I had the best orgasm of my life.
Let me explain this wonderful term ...
It is a sunny , warm morning , you lay on the grass and the wind is blowing through your fineass hair ... you look around and feel wonderful as if you can feel the earth breathing , then a wonderful fineass man like jack gyllenhaal gets down on you , best bj you ever had.. but suddenly you witness a feeling of darkness because you know jack is just a simulation by the matrix , that wonderful ass orgasm is not real ... u’re getting depressed BUT in a good way because you know you won’t lose your beloved jack , he will always be in ur heart
Friend: “Hey , did you play the last of us?”
Me:” yeah dude, it gave me an depressed orgasm.”
Friend:” damn nice !”