Purple Kangaroo

a mans overly erect penis. purple is for the vein and the kangaroo part is pretty explainitory.

Man your dad gave me purple kangaroo last night. IT WAS AMAZING!
you should join us next time.
your dad wouldn't stop talking about you.

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Purple Pandas

A North American gang with a fairly small membership. Gang colors are Purple and Green.

Whose flying that purple and green?

Purple Pandas

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Purple Bird

A pejorative term used by ignorant and jealous white people form Bozeman Montana for the Afro-American penis

"She don't fuck with white boys 'cause she got the purple bird squawking on her shoulder yo!"

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Purple Derp

A purple retard, or a purple mentally challenged person.

There is a purple derp down in Florida.

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Purple Team

A secret group/cadre of of young males (castrated) residing in O.M.R. Purple is meant (by them) to be a sign of royalty. However, it actually is in reference to their overtly homosexual tendencies.

Oh, that gay kid named Harrison is a member of the Purple Team!

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purple weed

Marijuana that is purple. The purple comes from low temperature conditions and harvesting late in the flowering stage, when the red chloroplasts show over the dying green ones. The purple color is commonly and incorrectly believed to be a sign of high quality.

Guy: "Hey, I have some purple weed!"
Me: "Is it schwag?"

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Purple Rain

Purple Rain: noun: (not to be confused with the artist, Prince's, album), is an alcoholic beverage containing the following ingredients:

1 Jug of Purple Hawaiian Punch
2 Liters of Sprite
1.5 Orange creme Sodas
1 Handle of Vodka (Preferably Seagram's, or Smirnoff)

Split Between 2 (two) - 2 gallon jugs (Split all above ingredients between to empty jugs of water or milk)

This alcholic beverage is known to deceive it's consumers but beware, each cup (solo cup) contains 2+ shots (of vodka) a piece

"Aye, so this Purple Rain aint nothin to mess with" - Guy
"My friend just had two cups, she's messeeeed up! You sure there's alcohol in there?" -Girl

"Hunch Punch or Purple Rain?" -Girl #1
"Purple Rain. You can't even taste the alcohol" -Girl #2

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