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1. Fictional Animal in the original Dr. Doolittle.
2. Bisexual human.
Is that a push me pull you?
You pushed me. Let me pull you!
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something everyone should do once in their life.
HAHAHAHA! I finally pushed grandma down the stairs!
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food -the concept of processing the food through the intestines, eventually pushing the remnant/s out the buttle (butt hole)
what gave birth to this statement, was being asked if i'd gotten any 'hay for my donkey' when i was an up and coming (rarely) 'workman' by older, (give a young guy a hard time) "rednecks"...
-finding myself hungry, i might realize i need something to push through my buttle!
ah smoked these muggles, now me need something to push through my buttle...
almost a shame to push that beluga through me buttle!
i say! by chance, would you join me in the ritual pre pushing of something through the buttle?
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When a man shoves his massive dick really far into a girls pussy and she yells "Oh daddy push Haaaaarder
Oh daddy push Haaaaarder and give me more fucking cream. my pussy is hungry
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Masterbating while taking a shit.
Treat yourself to a Push-n-pull. Don’t knock it till you try it
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The first time a divorced woman has sexual intercourse post marriage.
She wasted little time before pushing the cork out of the bottle.
To pretend you care about someone’s loss by making a perfunctory or meaningless gesture. This comes from the common experience of a Human Resources manager pushing a box of tissues across the table to a employee he/she fired.
Jimmy: Damn her. She told me she doesn’t want to be her girlfriend, but we that we can still be friends.
Tyler: Wow, it was pretty fake of her to push the Kleenex across the desk.
Jimmy: Yeah, she doesn’t care. She’s blowing some other guy.